Because i'm fucking hungry

Mother fucking food.

Its fucking food and i fucking make it and put it in my fucking mouth. Fuck yeah.

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Its a mother fucking avocado. I use it to make some fucking guacamole. With garlic and tomatoes and onions and shit. Why?

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So i can eat mother fucking scallops with it. And some reduced balsamic lime vinegarette to dip that shit in. And some mushroom bacon couscous on the side. Did i forget the broccoli? No mother fucker i did not. I cooked that shit with garlic and steamed it with boiling motherfucking goddamn soy sauce. Fuck yeah.
BTW -- Time to cook? 1/2 hour. Bitches be thinking i spend all day cooking. FUCK THAT.

.Broccoli and cheese chicken. With mushrooms and potatoes. Because why the fuck not? Its fucking steamy because i just took the lid off.

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Bitches dont even know. Steak with mother fucking  goddamn fucking eggs. And potatoes with jalepenos and bacon and sour cream. And some couscous because as i said -- bitches dont even know.

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Fucking cedar wrapped roasted veggies. I marinated those motherbitchfuckers and roasted them inside a sheet of wet wood with some fucking feta cheese. And then i seared the fuck out of some fucking cabbage and ate it with goddamn caraway seed. The thing in the middle? FISH MOTHER FUCKER. Baked that SOB with greek seasoning i made mixed up with mayo to MAKE IT STICK LIKE A FUCKING MURDER CHARGE ON A MINORITY.

Now i have to go. And figure out what the fuck to make myself for fucking supper tonight.
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